June 5, 2006
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How do you make a hormone?
Well, you could put sand in the vaseline.
Or don't pay her?Bah. It's a very complicated and sucky biological process that, right
now, I don't care about. I more want to know, how to get RID of a
hormone. Or two. Or ten. I am not a fan of the moodswings. Or the
cramps. After over a year on Depo and no hormone dips, slips and trips.
No hormones, no menstruation, FREEDOM! But only freedom by being
chained to a giant dose of hormone in the hip. Every three months - a
dose. An expensive one with slightly nasty side effects (15 or 20lbs
extra anyone?). No more do I need the depo...but part of me wants it. I
hate the hormones that are now surging through me on an irregular
monthly basis - as my courses are not settled back down and could take
up to 18 months to do so. Blergh. Only another 20 or 30 years of
this...In other less intimate and slighty off-putting news, there are less
than 7 days until I start working. On June 18th, Hubby and I are taking
the Red Cross Adult, Children, and Infant CPR & First Aid course
(there's 10 hours of fun on a Sunday). And on June 24th, we are leaving
for a weekend trip to Vegas to see some relatives...and Penn &
Teller.
Comments (3)
Penn & Teller crack me up--the big one's an ass, ain't he?
Hormones, yeah. Suck. If you figure out a way, let us know.
Congratulations on the new job and I hope those hours don't kill ya. I'm sure they won't--you'll work it out and everything'll be just fine. Good luck to you!
(You know, you can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.) Perhaps you can get your hormones to "stay in Vegas?"
that's the cutest profile pic!
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