December 2, 2005

• Want a quick heart attack?

  Go to Planned Parenthood to get your quarterly DEPO shot and have them
  tell you that you were due to get your shot on the 16th of
  November...and since it's only good for 7 days after that date....well,
  shit you've been having sex for several days unprotected...and given
  the extraordinary fertility of my family! Jeepers, that will certainly
  get your heart pounding....

  But then the nurse pulls out a calendar and we all count the days and
  weeks and determine that no, it was the 26th of November, just like I
  though and I was within the safe range for baby-free sexing....

  That was an interesting way to start the day!

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