Month: December 2005

  • Stupid credit cards.

    I posted a payment to one of my (far too numerous) credit cards on
    December 22nd. I have a record of it in my spreadsheet. I did not save
    my confirmation number.
    Apparently, I will need to start doing so.

    This credit card just called me to tell me that now I was past due, and
    because of the late fees, overbalance…could I please pay them?
    Now?

    *sigh*

    At least they called I guess. Most cards just gleefully charge and charge and charge.

    I will sit here with my headache and continue to eat my Quizno’s and
    pout (I am betraying my Subway heritage, I know…but Quizno’s has
    guacomole…which reminds me of Jimmy John’s delicious Beach Club – my
    first true sandwich love).

  • The thing I think I dislike the most is that it takes awhile, not just
    for me, but for everyone else to get back into the swing of things.
    People just want to still be on vacation – and hell, some still are, at
    least until January 3rd or so. I, however, shall still plug onwards and
    er, sideways – I am not really generating any upward momentum at the
    moment. I shall work and make all the sandwiches you can possibly
    imagine.

    But I don’t have to like it. Especially not now. Part of me says
    “OOOOO! Post-Christmas sales!” and part of me also says “OOOOO! Now the
    days are getting longer and I want it to be spring!” and then there’s
    this other part cheering “AIR-IHHHHHH-ZOOOOHHHHH-NAAAAHHH!” in the far
    background.

    I think the sales are probably safest at the moment, although plans
    proceed on the Arizona front. Hell, we’ve already packed (in
    alphabetical order) and listed (in spreadsheet format) our gratuitous
    number of fiction books. Not really too useful, honestly, but a lot
    more fun than packing things we might need. Plus, we are certainly not
    going to be selling any books before we move.

    In terms of being married – families both took it well. There were some
    tears presented, though mostly of (I hope) joy. Remarkably little was
    said about the fact that we surprised them all with the news – granted,
    we did tell them several months ago that when we got married, it would
    just be done and then we would tell them. This seems to terribly
    surprise/upset some people – well, actually more than some. It seems to
    upset lots of people, the majority of whom are men. Primarily, in my
    point of view, the whole business of marriage is just paperwork. We
    needed to get everything filed and squared away for tax purposes and
    for reasons of state. The important stuff….the love stuff and all
    that jazz which kinda makes me squirm to talk about and all squishy on
    the inside to think about – that was taken care of a long time ago and
    really wasn’t and never will be the business of anybody unless I so
    care to share it to make people say: “Awwww!” Being married hasn’t
    really changed much of anything – except perhaps how other people view
    our co-habitation (I’m no longer living in “sin”). The two of us remain
    the same in our daily businesses – although he (I suppose I could call
    him dh now? I really need to think of something a bit more
    creative…the ringbearer? Perhaps too Tolkein-esque…but I digress,
    though I will digest upon the aforementioned topic later.) is still on
    vacation. Not that it’s really a vacation when there is so much to do
    around the house and errands to be run (and kitties to take to the vet
    to get microchipped…which is going to piss them all off to no end I’m
    sure. Though, admittedly, if someone were to stick a mother-fucking
    huge needle inbetween my shoulder blades just to shove a chip in there
    to make sure that people could find me and identify me later on, I’d
    probably be a bit pissed to.).

    Er…I think this may have had a point but that was a long time ago and
    I really don’t feel like re-reading and editing and all that useful
    stuff. If you’ve made it this far, congratulations, you’re a wonderful
    reader/subscriber/person or else perhaps, you’re just bored and none of
    the books on your shelves currently appeal…

    Anyways…
    I’m happy.
    The world is happy.
    And I’m thrilled that the holidays are nearly over and life can perhaps get back to normal.

    Also
    anyone need any buckeyes? (the candy, not the nut or the resident of Ohio)
    I appear to have overestimated the number that would be consumed and am left with a sizable number…
    And I broke the damn stand mixer to make them too! (though, now we have
    a beautiful RED Kitchen-Aid that makes the repressed baker in my heart
    do backflips and perhaps SMO a little tiny bit…)

  • Well, it’s not really a secret so much anymore. The fact that I’m married, that is.
    My parents know and it went over without even a speed bump.
    His parents will know tonight. It is always amusing to see WHO will notice first.

  • Something of interest to read…

  • I’m such an easily addicted person.

    Mmmm…coke.
    Chocolate.
    Kitty snugglies.
    Kingdom of Loathing!
    Woot.com *(I just like to look….it’s like window shopping on the internet)*
    www.silverjewelryclub.com
    the weather websites….all the time…I must check these!

    what things are you addicted to? what MUST you have today?(and everyday)

  • Dear Midwest weather -

    You Suck.

    I am very very happy that this is my last winter and I won’t have to
    shovel stupid 8″ deep snow anymore after this year. The only good thing
    that I can say about today is that at least when the plow trucks go by
    in the city, they only go by spraying the filthy, nasty, salty road
    snow about 5 or 10 feet in the air and thus MISS hitting me full facial
    with clots of road muck – unlike your pesky cousins, the country plow
    trucks that spray their snow about 30 feet in the air and speed up to
    hit unsuspecting bystanders like me.

    Sincerely,
    Kellybones

  • Apparently there is no blood test requirement anymore in Indiana.

    Wonder when that happened.

  • I had a dream the other night about my grandmother.

    It’s all very fuzzy and dream-like with very few details.
    All I can clearly remember is that I was asleep and her touching my
    forehead woke me up because she had very cold hands – which, she
    explained, was because she was dead. And she was young – but still
    looked just like my grandmother. She talked to me and told me
    somethings that I don’t remember, but then told me that she was happy
    and happy for me and that she was glad I was getting married, she was
    glad that she’d met my fiance and that I shouldn’t be sad. And then she
    faded away.

    Kind of left me feeling all peaceful and loving and, well, happy. Don’t
    know if it’s my subconscious trying to make me happy or what, but I’ll
    take it for what it’s worth and enjoy it.

  • Want a quick heart attack?

    Go to Planned Parenthood to get your quarterly DEPO shot and have them
    tell you that you were due to get your shot on the 16th of
    November…and since it’s only good for 7 days after that date….well,
    shit you’ve been having sex for several days unprotected…and given
    the extraordinary fertility of my family! Jeepers, that will certainly
    get your heart pounding….

    But then the nurse pulls out a calendar and we all count the days and
    weeks and determine that no, it was the 26th of November, just like I
    though and I was within the safe range for baby-free sexing….

    That was an interesting way to start the day!