April 19, 2005

• Things you learn at work that you would really think are obvious but aren't at about 430am...

  1.) Attempting to hop the moving conveyor belt, even with the help of
  the nifty little step, whlie holding a 30lb roll of paper is NOT a good
  idea.

  2.) When your legs are as short as mine, you simply cannot hop from
  nifty little step over conveyor #1 to nifty little step over conveyor
  #2 without hopping to the ground first - even if you think you can.

  3.) Taking the short cut past the conveyors is a good idea until you
  walk too close to the actual conveyor (which you only realize is too
  close from the dime size hole that is now in the ass of your jeans).

  • 8:05 am
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