it’s 1245
MJ and i just got home
i am vaguely aware of how we got here…i think we got kicked out of a bar and that i got molested by a short foreign man who kept telling me that i was gorgeous and trying to kiss me
oh my god
i think that i drank way too much…
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Well??? Did you let him kiss you?? Good times, good times!!
Sounds like you had QUITE the lovely Thursday night, dearie! And yes… we want to know… did you kiss him?!?!?!?!
ewwww
there was NO kissing
he was old old old and had big teeth
also, i think he was short and had glasses
Well, Kelly, at least we know you didn’t drink too much because your beer goggles were clearly not working very well. Next time, have a few more, and you might have stories to be embarrassed about!
Just a friendly note from your favorite neighborhood Hooker.