February 26, 2003

  • From the8rgirl:


    The Weird Ass Survey of Stephness
    What's your name, yo? Kelly
    And how old are you? 23
    And what's the worst thing you've ever been called? useless
    Did you deserve it? ni
    Have you ever been arrested? no
    If yes, what for, you criminal, you?
    Mac or PC? PC
    What's the best concert you've ever seen? only seen one...and it was bad enough that I'm not going to say what it was
    Were you in any way under the influence at that concert? no
    If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be, and why? apple, firm and round, slightly tart and crisp...heh, no really, anything but a banana
    What's the worst prank you've ever played on someone? used to put lotion into my little sister's bed so that she would think she wet the bed (hey, she was 2 and I was 4)
    How did they get you back? she didn't, I don't believe she ever figured it out
    You are having lunch with any three people, living or dead. (The dead ones will be magically revived for the purposes of lunch.) Who is on your guest list? Charles Darwin, Stepehn Jay Gould and Buffy
    You have to flee the country you live in for political reasons. Where do you flee to? South American rainforest
    Who was your favorite Beatle? (If you say Ringo, please, stop now.) I don't much like the Beatles
    What's your favorite song to sing in the shower? Right now Avril Lavigne's "I don't give a damn"
    Have you ever done drugs? no
    Or did the drugs do you? nope
    You have to be marooned on a desert island with any rock group. Who do you want it to be? Toad the Wet Sprocket
    And if it came down to it, which one would you eat first? kill them all at once so I wouldn't have to share the food
    What's your favorite t-shirt slogan? I like my t-shirt that says "Mint" I don't know what it means, but I like it
    You are declared President. What are your first three acts of office? Declare any car/vehicle that gets less than 25 mpg illegal. Legalize union ceremonies for gay couples. Cut the budget for the military by 90%
    You are going to an "I Love the 80s" party. It has been required that you attend in costume. Who do you go as? Baby from Dirty Dancing
    How many decimal places of pi do you know? 3.14159....
    Where's the kinkiest place you've ever gotten it on? Cedar Point parking lot, broad daylight, front seat of a pickup
    Do you know all the lyrics to your national anthem? certainly (to the first verse)
    Do you know any of the lyrics to REM's "End of the World As We Know It" other than "Leonard Bernstein" and the chorus? nope
    You can have your way with three of the famously beautiful people. Who will be sharing your bed this night? Buffy, Dean Cain and Harrison Ford
    You decide to become Goth. Which kind? Are you a Cure/ Smiths fan, a Bauhaus/Joy Division fan, a Type O Negative/Tool fan, or a Marilyn Manson fan? none of the above
    You are suddenly a 13 year old girl. Do you surround yourself with Britney, Christina, or Jessica Simpson albums? (Yes, that is all we want to know about you as a 13year old girl.) ugh, again, none of the above, can't I listen to Avril or Pink?
    You get the creative urge to paint your room. What color? blue or green or blue-green
    What is your favorite sleeping position? left side, curled around Java, Horton and Dante with the cats sleeping either on my hip or my shoulder (depending on which cat)
    Who has Ben's pants? not me, go ask your mother
    What book do you want to crawl inside and exist in?Watership Down (whoever thought rabbits could so kick ass) or else the Dragonbard Series (mmm...singing dragons...)
    What's the weirdest thing you've ever made a bet over? haven't really bet all that much...I did bet on last year's stanley cup though, oh...wait there was that damn basketball game...shit...yeah...I lost a basketball game that I bet on
    What's the biggest loss you've ever suffered because of a bet?  um...yeah, it was that basketball game and the loss was nothing that I can mention here without recieving an X rating
    What three albums do you always want with you? I don't focus on albums so much as I do on songs...
    What will the movie based on your life be called? *yawn* why don't you take a nap now?
    Do you believe in ghosts? yes
    Fairies? yes
    Vampires? no
    Zombies? no
    Werewolves? no
    Martha Stewart? no
    What's the craziest date you've ever had? haven't really technically had many dates and they were all as normal as the rest of my life
    What's the sexiest movie you've ever seen, aside from out-and-out porn, you pervy bastard? *skipping this one because I can't think of any*
    You can date any poet that's ever lived. Who gets to woo you with their verse? Poe any day
    What's your favorite profanity? FUCK ME (or, possibly, Jesus mary and Fucking joseph)
    What five Xangans do you most want to go drinking with? goMetric, the8rgirl, ponderous, femmedelacreme and bluestocking
    What five do you most want to play paintball with? probably the same - but i would want to do it drunk
    What five do you want to go out for a fancy dinner with? um...I don't do fancy dinners.
    You just robbed a bank. What's your ideal getaway vehicle? Viper
    How much older than you was the oldest person you've dated? 3 years
    Did it feel pervy? nope
    What's your favorite place on earth? (Geographically speaking here, people.) currently, anywhere not in Ohio, Michigan or Indiana
    And finally, what's your philosophy of life in 100 words or less? Life does indeed suck, there really isn't much you can do about that. So, suck it up and try to scrounge on through the those few parts that don't suck as much.

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