60 HONEST ANSWERS
If you’re not going to be honest, don’t take this survey.
1. Where is the last place you held hands? Probably in my house somewhere recently. I hold hands a lot. It’s fun.
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive? Assuming that I did not flee the draft, I would say odds are good. I’m mean.
3. Do you sleep with the TV on? No TV do I watch.
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton? Ewwwww. Milk crusties are nasty.
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee? Yes
6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends? A friend that I still don’t speak to and I think we last spoke at about July of 2005 or so.
7. Are you a fast typer? Yes
8. Are you afraid of the dark? Depends on where the dark is. If it is a scary place, hell yes I’m afraid.
9. Do you like someone right now? Always
10. What ended your last relationship? I was just done being the mommy, the whore, the girlfriend, the therapist and the drill sargent all rolled into one. So I called it bullshit like it was.
12. Do you knock on wood? Nope
13. Are you drinking anything right now? Water and a Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper
14. Do you think you’re smart? Always
15. Have you ever eaten a bug? Yup
16. Do you miss someone right now? Yup
17. What do you want for Christmas? Some time off, some hiking and some good weather
18. Do you know the muffin man? No but I know he lives on Drury Lane!
19. Do you talk in your sleep? I used to but I’m unsure as to whether or not this process continues.
20. Do you remember your 1st crush? Yup. Dean Cain from Lois and Clark. I own Seasons 1 and 2 now. Still have the crush. He’s nummy.
21. Have you ever flown a kite? Yes
22. When was the last time that you went swimming and where? Sometime last year at the pee-warm clubhouse pool when my little sister Kimberly was visiting
23. Do you consider yourself successful? Successful enough
24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone? I don’t know
25. Have you ever asked for a horse? Every year until I was 12
26. Plans for tomorrow? Gym, dog park, work, bleach my hair white-blonde
27. What did you do this past weekend? Pulled weeds for 1.5 hours in the front yard, dog park, dog washing at the dog washing store, home for lunch and then errands and other necessary shopping
28. Miss being at school right now? Sometimes
29. When’s the last time you told someone you loved them? When I left for work
30. Do you want to be single? Not really. It’s nice to have a partner.
32. Who’s your hero? Currently, it’s Larry my Weight Watchers leader. He’s 69 years old, he’s lost 70lbs on the program and kept it off for 12 years. He hikes Squaw Peak almost everyday and hikes the Grand Canyon top to bottom at least twice a year. He’s old but he’s not elderly. It’s pretty freaking motivating to see him every week.
33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school? Nope
34. What are you looking forward to? My friend Colleen coming to visit Phoenix in May
35. If you could be stranded with one person for 24 hours, who would it be? Joshua
37. Have you ever eaten dog food? Not to my knowledge. Unless you count stealing some of the canned green beans or non fat yogurt that we use to supplement the dogs.
38. Can you handle the truth? Not always. Sometimes it really is just better to use the little white lies of the world.
39. Do you like green eggs and ham? Not if they’re rotten. Otherwise, sure!
40. What 3 things do you always bring with you to places? Chapstick, debit card and driver’s license
41. Any cool scars? My little scar under my chin from jumping backwards off of a diving board backwards when I was 3
42. Are you missing in action? Nope
44. What’s your deepest secret? I can’t say that I really have a deep secret
45. How often do you talk on the phone? Rarely. Typically I put my headset on and call people when I’m stuck in crap-ass traffic
46. Do you believe in love? Indeedly do
47. Is there something you want that you can’t have? Isn’t there always? I’d kill for a pepperoni pizza, a coke and a candy bar right about now
48. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice? Forearms, hands, hair and height
49. When was your last time you cried? Um….I don’t actually remember it has been so long
50. Who did you last hug? MR. DOG!
51. Do you get along with your family? We don’t kill each other and we don’t have screaming pissing matches
52. Where is your phone? My cell is all I have and it is usually in my purse
53. What was the last thing you ate? Mediteranean Fish Bake, Fresh Veggies (radishes, green onions, peppers, tomatoes and cukes) and Berries (rasp, straw and blue)
54. Favorite color? Green
55. Last movie you saw? Skinwalkers.
56. What song are you listening to? I don’t know what it’s called – the other people in the room have the 80s radio station on
57. What do you want? Nookies, a million dollars, to be 5’4″, to not be in a losing phase anymore, to not have to get up at 0430 tomorrow….
58. Favorite car? MINE! 2007 Honda Fit. Love, Love, Love!
59. What T.V. show are you watchin? Ummmm…I Netflixed Season 1 of the X-files…
60. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Kristy
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