Numbers that have lately caused my eyes to bug out just a bit:
$177.00 (my grocery bill for a cart full of groceries for this Open House)
$146.00 (the price for two bras and two pair of panties at a crazy overpriced but well-fitting shop in Indiana)
34DD (the size of the mother-fuckin’ knockers that required the above mentioned bras)
$600 (the price for three year gym membership at 24Hour Fitness – admittedly this is less than $16/month but damnation if upfront costs don’t hurt the budget)
$3k (how much we owe for our washer, dryer and other assorted sundry items from Lowe’s that we needed to get a house up and running)
$800 (approximate price of the water softner we need to make our water less evil to clean up after)
$??????? (how much money we’re going to spend in the future on the king sized bed I dream of every night when the cat tries to kick me out of our queen)
I did buy two new dresses for the impending Christmas party:
* one red and strapless with an empire waist accented by a red satin ribbon
* the other is black and strapless up top with ruching that helps hide chub presence and a skirt that is, oddly enough, satin-y with polka dots in creme and tan and is a handkerchief type hem….
For I am Kelly
and I like lists today!
You should have seen my grocery list
but I still forgot to buy salad
and a treat for the puppy
(not that HE cared but it would have shut him up)