October 30, 2006

• This weekend I:

  1. Went to a BBQ with Mr. Indiana at the house where his sister, the Evil Elphie lives. She beat him up. A lot. Even though she is smaller and much more delicate, she is seriously a bitch. And Mr. Indiana was sleepy - if that wasn't bad enough, Elphie has an adoptive momma dog at this house. Her name is Abbie. She also tried to beat up Mr. Indiana. As she is a grown-up puppy (about 35lbs) we had to separate them. Luckily, Mr. Indiana mostly kept his cool and hid under things or in laps without getting TOO excited (most of the time).
  2. Went to a pirate party. I was a Slutty Pirate. Opportunities to wear my red  corset in public do not come along often unless I really wanted to be slutty. Though, admittedly, the last five or ten pounds I gained have ALL been in my tits - so the corset, even with the pirate shirt on underneath it, was all the more impressive. I got me some big tits, I tell you. Hopefully these go away soon.
  3. Weeded. Weeded. And more weeded. Also some planting - mums, begonias and some weird variagated  periennal grass that supposedly will live in shade. Do you know how hard it is to find shade tolerant plants in Arizona?

  That's the sum total of my weekend.

  What did you do?

  Also, I really don't think I ate enough. Looking back on the party foods - I realized there was a bit of grazing - a lot of coke, some veggies, some hard-boiled eggs, a sandwich and some dirty-pudding-with-gummi's-in-it....and I think that's it....
  
  

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