Well now.

I’ve been MIA and it’s about to get worse. I am sitting at my computer in my mostly empty apartment one last time. Last day with DSL for a long time. Dial up is all that’s available at my parents, and that’s where I’ll be for the forseeable future.

Also. My dad gave me a cold. And since my immune system is all like exhausted from thesisizing and stress…buddy! I’m feeling like ass. Me and my nyquil are good buddies. But even with nyquil, I’m only getting about 2 hours a night of good sleep. I don’t know how you people with allergies do it. Here’s a hundred eprops and more to each of you. I personally have been feeling like there’s a fat, pregnant elephant lady on my chest for most of these past few days and I’d really like her to get off or at least give birth or something…

I shall miss living alone. I shall miss walking around naked and then sitting at my computer all night if I want to.

I’m also going to miss my coke, (the brown bubbly liquid kind), as I’m quitting again. My mom is giving up Diet Pepsi…and me, regular coke. We’re going to be awfully cranky.

Wish me luck job hunting! I’ve been to several temp agencies but buddy are they ever bitchy there. I just want to flounce in there and drop my M.S. degree on their desks and say “Listen here you wee little bitches! I have more degrees than your whole office. I am not here because I cannot KEEP a job like the rest of your clients. I am here because I just graduated and I would like some help getting a job, you stupid uneducated cunts!” (I apologize to anyone who’s been to a temp agency and isn’t skanky. Because really, a lot of the clients are. One came in behind me to report that he had to add another felony onto his application – DUI. It had happened 6 weeks ago and he’d forgotten it, and could he still get that job that involved driving?)

BUT I don’t say that. I just think it and smile and grit my teeth. It doesn’t help that I knew these ladies and/or their siblings when they went to highschool with me. Not that they ever recognize me or anything like that.

*sigh*

Now, I must turn off my computer, and pack it away and then clean this entire beastly mess of an apartment.

Hope to be back soon!

Lease ends Thursday

Moving sucks my hiney

I did get a cell phone though

go me.

trying to look on the bright side

bunnies are gone as of 5 minutes ago (thank GOD!)

I get one more paycheck than I thought (boo-YA! extra 1300$ for Kelly!)

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Mwa-ha!

The bunnies real mom came home from Brazil. Actually…she’s been back in the States since LAST week sometime. Thank goodness the bunnies are gone far, far away.

Both up and down…trying to avoid the inevitable post-thesis crash. But it’s coming. I know it is. And that makes me want to cry.

Last day at work and I just want to walk away. But you really shouldn’t do that to people that you’ve known for 2 years and oodles of hours. Shit.

Back in Ohio.

Tired me.

Need to pack more and unload the car and check the mail and the answering machine.

Gahhhhhh….

So tired.

I think I might nap tonight. And then pack.

All righty.

Thanks everybody…
I really appreciate all your congratulations.

So I’m having Papa John’s Pizza tonight in your honor. I’m sure you’re thrilled.

First off….does anyone want an Gmail invites? I’ve got 6 of them floating around so I’ll toss them to anyone who wants them.

Second, I’ll be back home in Indiana for the duration of tomorrow. Me and all three cats are making us a happy little trip (shudder). I’ll be back in Columbus for Friday and then heading back to Huntington for Saturday, Sunday and Monday morning (gotta put in job apps during the week, yo).

Anyone want to visit? Play cards? Etc? Let me know.

Final home date….looking like September 28th or 29th.

Master Kelly

Done.

Done.

Done.

Done.

I am now Master Kelly.

2 hours.

I’m at work already.

Been up what seems like forever.

The boys next door had one BITCHING party last night.

I know, they woke me up at about 3am…someone named Jason was puking in the grass outside my apartment building, and since my window was open, I got to hear it. And hear his inamorata Sandy berating him for puking and for danging over the balcony…and a bunch of other things that I can’t recall.

Then, post-puke, they both went back inside and continued with the drinking.

I think they finally quit 5ish? I’m not sure, I was pretty delirious and annoyed by that time. It’s break week at OSU!

And why couldn’t they party TONIGHT? I could have gotten up, found clothes and gone over to have a drink, do a keg stand (not that I know HOW, but I’m sure I could learn) or at least join in the chanting that was keeping me awake.

I should have at least gotten up to pound on their door and ask them to be quiet, but I couldn’t summon the energy to clothe myself or to toss the snoring cats on the floor. They never even heard the party. Big slugs that they are!

Ah well.

1 hour and 50 minutes to go…

16.5 hours to thesis defense.

Practice presentation went well this morning.

I’m not quite vomiting with nervousness…but it’s a close thing.

I know in theory that I shouldn’t be nervous.

But I am.

I know that I know this topic better than anyone that will be at my defense, quite likely better than anyone in the world.

But I’m still fucking nervous.

Pray for me tomorrow if you’re a pray-er. 10am to noon….I’ll be desperately holding onto my cool.

I hate Power Point

also

How does one put on a corset by oneself?