The Sibyl’s Uber-Awesome Hand-crafted Original Super Spiffy Survey
General Questions: Getting to Know You
Where do you live and how did you end up there?
Columbus, OH – Ended up going to grad school to get my MS degree after graduating from BGSU. I honestly have no clue how I managed to get here…OSU just kind of came up and I decided to go here…
What’s the story behind your birth name?
I really am not all that sure. I have three sisters - and my parents named us all with K’s and I know that my daddy named me, and that he originally wanted to name me Dawn (thank the gods they stuck me with that as a middle name!). I don’t know that they looked it up first or anything – the meaning (warrior woman) does strike me as particularly accurate
What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?
What one song lyric do you love enough to tattoo onto you skin?
The lyrics to “Dumb Girls”
If you walk by a shelf full of glass, is your first impulse fear of breaking anything on the shelf or the desire to break everything on the shelf?
Desire to break everything
You wake up tomorrow with a mastery of any earthly language. Which one is it and what would you do with your new-found skill?
How different do you feel that your Xanga persona is from your real life self?
about 12%
What’s the one career that you wanted as a child that still interests you today?
What color are the towels in your bathroom?
Why are middle school kids so mean to each other?
You have an exorbitant amount of money. You must use some of it to buy a car. What car would you buy? (Boring cars are strictly prohibited)
How many Xangans do you know in real life?
Who is your favorite character from Seinfeld who is not one of the four main actors (Elaine, George, Kramer, and Jerry are out, people, out!)? If you didn’t watch Seinfeld, what is your problem?
Of the following three artists, who is the most underrated: Crowded House, Howard Jones, or Squeeze?
What’s the weirdest name for a town you’ve ever heard?
What’s your favorite Monty Python skit?
Name one beverage (non-alcoholic) that you simply couldn’t exist happily without.
Name one restaurant at which you could eat every day of the week and hardly get tired of.
Song section: All of the following are questions from song lyrics. You can answer the question creatively, name the artist and title, and/or finish the line.
Why should you come when I call?
Do you like pina coladas?
Why don’t you do what you do when you did what you did to me?
What do you think they’ll do when they find out you’re just a pussy?
What’s cooler than being cool?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I’m 64?
This section is just for the ladies. Gentlemen, please skip down to your own part.
Ladies:
How many pairs of underwear do you own?
Is a guy wearing a thong actually sexy?
Have you ever met a man who truly had a name for his member? And if so, give us all a chuckle and tell us that moniker.
Pads or tampons? Why?
What kind of role does chocolate play in your life: Sweet treat, or unhealthy obsession?
This is a boys-only club. Ladies, please skip these questions.
Gentlemen:
You, a hot tub, and one of the First Ladies from White House history. Who gets to host your +ahem+ tea party?
What’s your favorite euphemism for the penis?
What’s one article of clothing, which females wear, that really turns you off?
What are your thoughts on boxer briefs?
Is the idea of a gorgeous super model farting very loudly funny to you? Why or why not?
Lightning Round!
With salmon: Red wine or white wine?
You’re seated at a circular table. Which set of wrapped silverware do you pick up, the one to your right or to your left?
A man is wearing gray pants and a blue shirt. What color shoes should he wear?
Would you rather be trapped in a basement with Staind or Nickelback?
True or false: “Puppies” is another word for breasts
Speech or Q-Tip?
Beautiful or Buck Nasty?
Tweak or Butters?
Oompaloopmas or the Lollypop Guild?
Shameless Flattery Section
Why is it, exactly, that you read my site? It’s because I say the word “titties” all the time, isn’t it?
Well, while I do like the word titties…I also really enjoy the raging against girls in skanky clothes and the in general embittered by hilarious diatribes
